Got a centrifuge handy? Neither do we. But we know people who do. And they let us play with it. Hey, one of the great things about running a giant international company (or even ours) is that there are a whole host of scientists, laboratory technicians, shamans, and flavor technologists standing at the ready to help us if we pay them. Here’s what we can tell you about Jolt Gum:

A pack of 12 pieces of Jolt Gum approximately equals the energy/alertness boost of the following servings: